Natasha

Hello, dahlink.

But Fearless Leader we have tried everything. Dynamite, scorpions, dynamite tied to scorpions.

Boris, how are we going to steal car from moose and squirrel?

Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?

Boris, where did we go wrong? We’ve been trying to catch Moose and Squirrel ever since we first got drawn. We tried to stop them, shoot them, smash them, smush them, crush them, bash them, gnash them, squish them. And they don’t even know our names. I’m tried of all this, Boris. I don’t want to be spy no more. Let’s face it, darling, we suck. We can never catch Moose and Squirrel.